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We get up at three o'clock Friday morning to stand in line until six a.m., when the store manager opens the door and yells GO! At least that's how it used to be. Recently we've been given the generous option to leave grandma with the holiday clean up while we work off our Thanksgiving meal by rushing to the stores at six o'clock Thursday evening, and start our shopping early. How thoughtful.
We set our strategies, we have our carts in hand, revving them up so that we can be the first ones inside the doors when the games begin. Some people bring a partner, hoping it will give them the upper hand as they send them off in a different direction, synchronizing their time to meet at the finish line. . .and wait for long minutes to checkout. Oh, joy.
I vote we nip this Pavlovian conditioning in the bud, and ignore the hype. Stay home. As a matter of fact I say we should only give out homemade gifts this year. Build a birdhouse, knit a sweater, découpage a picture frame or bake someone's favorite desert. As for the kids? Well, that's going to be a tough one. . . Can we tell them Santa took this year off?
I am vehemently against this. It is absurd and unkind. Go out this weekend for your stupid 10$ paper shredder.
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